黑洲非人

Weird Gorilla dream

2011-06-28T09:14:00.003+08:00

Just share with you all a dream that i dreamed last night.

When I back home, I found there is a Cute and tiny Gorilla with pant chained under a tree near my house.

It is so cute that I used a stick and poke him and play with him.

and I showed this middle finger as the below picture to him.

But end up, surprisingly, he take off his pant and show me his dick!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! I jumped out from my bed and suddenly think of something.

Life is like a mirror,what you have now, is what you have done before. Dont blame people why you cannot do it, it is all about you and what you did.

After I whispering out the sentence, I am like faint out and sleep again.

Weird right? :)

Friendship Photoshoot

2011-03-14T15:03:00.003+08:00

I just wish to share some pictures to you all which i feel very touched of it.
Both of them has the same birthday date and has been celebrated their birthday since 15 years ago.

15 years are not an easy figure for both of them to maintain the friendship.
Do you have a friend since young?

Sometime I do need a friend to talk about how u feel and how you think without masking anything, do you have the one?

Accept who I am , instead of want me to be who they think. Accept my uniqueness.

Always point out what i have done wrongly, trust me and support me no matter how.

Finally post up ! @@

2010-12-30T15:37:00.005+08:00

Recently is so busy not only with works, but also with my health also.

I have severe sore throat + ulcer on tongue + cough and fever at it lasted for 2-3 months.

After recovered, it comes the skin allergic issue and once i settled with the skin allergic issue,

my gastric issue comes.........damn it! sick continuously...Dont know what the hell happened on me.

Anyway, life still goes on and I still have photoshoot as usual. Maybe I am freak! :)

Here i have joined a shoot with another organizer, model? still Jennnifer ( Jenny ) Foh, which is a model I found very pretty and I like the way she is.

Another one is Amanda Morene, abit Mix caucasion look and it is pretty new experience for me
to shoot with her.

One of the thing i dislike about group shoot is about the communication between model and photographer. It is hard to convey what I want with the model, besides, it will have no chance for me to identify, and find the model's strengths and weaknesses.

So sometime i found the pictures are soul-less, instead of the pictures with model inside, with a pose that is good enough to portrait the theme, but doesnt bring out the photographer ideology, thinking and feeling in subjectively way.

Well, let see the pictures then.

So , you prefer her in Angel or in Demon?

I have co operate with her in a bikini shoot, firstly i thought she is quite arrogant and hard to deal with. However, she is quite friendly and nice.

Besides , she is very cute. You will totally surprise if you see the below pic. Hehe.

(Jennnifer, let me know if you want to remove the picture ya)
Yup. She is professional and easy to work with. I like her cuteness.

Next , Amanda Morene, i thought I would need to speak with her in english but who knows,
she is a chinese.

Personally, I think she is quite good in both character, and i prefer she in devil attire. :P

How you think?

A date with doggiess

2010-11-10T21:08:00.004+08:00

NOV 7th.

Another doggy gathering for this year. I have joined it last year and this year of cause, i do join too.

This time I am not joining as co -organizer, nor participant, but more to observer, which would like to look for something in my life.

I am sick that day, with my weak body and exhausted mind, I walked down soul -less- ly down the field and wish to have something special happened.

OUT of my expectation, this year do have more candidates are joining and there are a lot of doggiesssssssss.

Let pictures do the speaking.

I like this one. It is like " Heh! I dont talk to you anymore"

" Come come, gathering, i share with you secret....."

Spotted a pretty girl with her doggie

" You cant get me....You cant get me" cute doggies and playing with each other

I just simply like this!

"Are you looking for me , Sir?" SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

" Bro, you called me? "

" Mummy , I want food..."

Little girl and Big doggie

" Am I seductive enough?"

"Handphone and Me, you choose!! "

What a tiring day. Dont ever think the above pictures are easily taken. Try once you will know.

You can freeze the model, but you could not ask the dog to stop and pose for you.

Hope you all enjoy the pictures

Miss You My Ex GF

2010-10-28T09:36:00.007+08:00

有时候，你等的不是事情，机会，或是谁，你等的是时间。等时间，让自己忘记，等时间，让自己改变，放弃便是得到，forget-it=for-get-it

Found this at Quote at Weibo--http://t.sina.com.cn/siaokai and it is meaningful.

Sometime, we not waiting for something to happen,not waiting for a chance, or someone, but we
wait for the time, the moment.

The moment that can makes you forget, let you changed and let you forget it

"For--Get--It "

I always think my ex GF is the best and never use the word "was".
Life seemed stay stagnant after she left. Nothing has changed.
I guessed, the way I become is already become habits, a pattern which anchored
deeply in my memory.

Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream.
And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.
~George Linley

Wait wait wait! the above girl is not my ex Gf.

She is a girl I shoot recently. LOLZ

神化的人生

2010-10-08T12:34:00.002+08:00

神化的人生

遇到了一个可爱的事件。

弟弟抢了哥哥的帽子，还打了哥哥的头一下，然后边跑边笑的取笑哥哥。

哥哥怒羞成醋，连跑带跳的追了过去。经过5分钟的追逐，哥抢回了帽子，还连本带利的用脚一踢，把弟的鞋踢出了栏杆外，以示报仇。

弟面无表情堵着他的香肠嘴，无趣的跑去和妈妈投诉，淘气的把了妈水壶大力的往地上丢，证明自己是受害者。

妈妈本来不想里，见了弟的大利神功，不得不改变自己打坐的姿势，摆了个佛动山河的pose，运了全身的劲到脸部，她那印度人的脸顿时变的黑里透红。她吼了一声。。地动山摇。。用手指指出了六脉神劍，指向了哥。哥中招，缩了起来，推了两步，双手遮着双耳，耳不听为静。

妈见壮，轻轻的一跳，打出了如来神掌，眼看就要打在哥的脸上。

哥不慌不忙的一挡，翻一翻跟斗，就这样逃走了。。

弟还在妈后面，比出了当年拿破仑胜利手势，还给了哥一个弟马哈迪开心的笑容。。。。真可爱！

最后，哥还是逃不出五指山，要帮弟拾回弟的鞋。但输人不输阵，哥把鞋一丢，丢在妈妈的脚下。

弟就坐在另一边。。开心的看戏。

妈为了摆平此事，用右脚一踢，把鞋踢到了火车路中间。

对！这就是发生在火车站上。

妈本来火云邪神的脸立刻变成关音菩萨。。笑的见牙不见脸。。。
摸摸自己的头。。不好意思的看着弟弟。

生活其实就好像神话，可以到地是我们制造神话？还是神话制造我们?

Photoshoot with Evont 2

2010-10-05T12:35:00.002+08:00

I do know where I have this idea, and I wish to get a model to shoot at around 7am to get moment when the lovely sun strike the earth. I believe no one wiling to wake up so early and do this but Evont does.

While, I guess she and me is somekind of crazy people who like to challenge , challenge and challenge again, especially in photography.

I used to wake up at 4am and both of us have a ride to sekinchan, although we could not get exactly what we want, but somehow still can manage to get some pictures. So do this time!

Below are the pictures.

Photoshoot with Korean Babe-Vting

2010-09-05T23:11:00.005+08:00

I serious do not know what to say. I just could not believe Malaysia do produce pretty girl. But I have seen it with my own eyes.

I just can say I think I fall into her well of love if I keep edit her pictures.

Due to the limited space and lighting issue, we only manage to get some pictures

If ask me to say something about her, I will say, I rather look at her whole day instead of take her picture. You will even forget how you breath, until she wake you up.

Hope she likes my pictures.

没有选择的天使

2010-09-02T13:49:00.002+08:00

今天不小心看到了一个BLOGGER 的文章，发现到她被环境所逼，而可能回做一些不道德的交易。

我的心中有如被大浪侵袭一样，掀起了一阵阵的涟漪。

虽然我不认识她，但我像就是有感同深受般的感叹。

感叹的事，有时我们真的给这个生活玩透了。有时我觉的到底我们是为什么而活，为什么而死。

虽然说我们有生活主权，但是我们真正能控制我们的生活吗？

我问神：人的命运是否您控制？几时生，几时死，还有我们的爱情史？

神说：是的，有如故事般，每个细节都有记录，还有几时大便小便和流鼻屎。

我顿时毛塞顿开。有如天山血莲圣水由头灌顶，也不知道我领悟了什么。就是有一种解放的感觉。

但是，这是对的吗？好他妈的矛盾。

如果是真的，就是说我几努力也没有用，会注定有人给饭我吃。

也不用烦钱的问题，只要你想要买LV包包，就会有个男生突然间说买给你？

幸福不用去争取，只要守候，是你的就是你的，不是你的就不是你的？

Just Enjoy life with Pastries

2010-08-18T13:33:00.008+08:00

After back from Taiwan I have stopped blogging for awhile. The reason is unknown.

As I dont feel like telling or recording my stories in virtual world but prefer to record it in my cute
little record book.

Recently I would like to try some shoots with random mind. Just shoot what I feel and walk by.

Dropped by This cute pastries Cafe.

Order some pastries and try.

End up Shooting in front of their Cafe

断背山去走走看日出

2010-05-09T00:06:00.006+08:00

最近衰到暴，讲什么衰什么，要上廁所，就没有大便纸，

有大便纸，但是就是湿的。唉。。。

五月的第一天，就是不甘愿，为什么我那样衰，所以决定了和朋友们去了本地很有名的--〉断背山去走走看日出。

希望可以借此吸收一点日月精华，洗一洗霉运。

本来，我还以为是“Sap Sap Shui" 那里知道，断背山不是拿来走的，是拿来爬的。。

浪费了我五牛二虎之力才爬到。

但是，还以为太阳公公会早起，到了山顶才知道没有那样快日出。

黑蒙蒙一个。

想留下黑蒙蒙的FEEL，但是。。。不知道我的朋友不知道ＦＯＣＵＳ什么。

唉。。。。

本来我要ＤＵＬＡＮ了，因为拍到不是我要的，我一气之下，拿了我的相机出来。
不拿出来没有那样ＤＵＬＡＮ，一拿出来就发现我忘了带电池。。。气得我七孔冒烟。

没有办法。。。我只好今天当麻豆，给我朋友做摄影师。

很明显，第一张还好，第二张我看到要吐。。。。ＰＯＳＥ那样僵硬。。
证明了我不是麻豆的料。。我还是做摄影师好一点。

但是，ＫＩＡＳＵ的我，在次提起勇气，当上了啊里山的姑娘ＰＯＳＥ，证明给我的朋友看。

还当了佛法无边修炼之人。

还学人扮可爱

有少少麻豆天分吧？哈哈。。我很想吐。。。

拍了几张就下去吃ＢＡＫＫＵＴＴＥＨ了。。在下山前，我叫　ＹＡＳＭＩＮＥ做我的麻豆下下。。但是她不给我放照片。。。我就放这张吧

以下的照片让我想起了古人的一首诗。

日出无限好，只是被云吞。

A day Trip with ET

2010-03-30T12:29:00.002+08:00

Life is always busy busy busy. It seemed what is in my mind is only work work and work.

Exhausted of this kind of life, so I decided to do something "Siao" again this time.

Dated this fellow EvonT to go to Sekinchan and our actual plan is to see sunrise as well as shoot like those Sunny, Flowerish , Happy Happy, Lovely type of pictures.

However, it turned up become like this.

It is a result of not doing homework before we go to Sekinchan, as it is their planting season,
which new seeds are planted and if you would like to take pictures with yellow gold paddy field, you might need to go there around June or November. I guess.

Pictures are satisfying so far. And if that day do have blue sky , the effect will be better.

Wish to go again. Maybe this time bring some ballons , scarfs and flowerish cap.

Anyone interested to be my next model?

Diary of cancer 9

2010-02-09T13:34:00.002+08:00

It has been a period of time after the Operation.

Life of my dad still good so far. With high fibre and rich vitamin gruel as breakfast, fruits as dessert, multiple colours steam vegetable as lunch and finally protein drinks and fruits as dinner.

What i can say is what he had now is the best of the best, like King, I can say.

However , things changed after operation.

What he did is totally like a child. He wants for attention.
He went to neighbour house and do not want go back even late night.
He keeps went to toilet .
He opens light to sleep.
He need accompany even to nearest grocery shop.
He trusts a simple sticker and heal his body.

Sometime, i also dont know what to say. The fear to die will change someone?
or he do not have the courage to survive?

Diary of cancer 8

2010-01-26T18:04:00.003+08:00

HORRAY!!!!

The operation done smoothly!

But the damn hell nurse freaked us out.

I think every nurses and doctor should study abit on psychology, as they can use the knowledge on how to communicate with patient family and patient itself.

Try to imagine if the nurse suddenly call you and ask you faster come to hospital as doctor has very important thing to talk to you.

Just because of the style of communicating, the nurse made us cry like baby and walk like sotong ,like zombie having a motor behind to FORCE you run faster with your sotong leg.

When we arrived at the operation room, the truth we know is that doctor is smiling at us as the operation runs smoothly and would like to show us the colon tumor.

I just can say it is totally like 豬腸 and you never dare to eat Bak Kut Teh again.

Diary of Cancer 7

2010-01-20T23:21:00.002+08:00

Tommorow 21/1 will be the operation day.

The intense feeling can be sense from his eyes.

He pretend to "flirt" with the nurses, but the actual feeling that hidden, who will know?

We all included my uncle visited him tonight and share the night with him

Dad, just wanna tell you , you are not alone. We all love you forever.

Before leave the ward, my mum suggest a group praying. By holding everyone hands and pray.

Wish he will over the operation and live ever after.

Diary of Cancer 6

2010-01-20T19:51:00.003+08:00

So the problem come now.

Private --30k mininum--operation after 2 days

Government----5k----operation after 5 days

Who one you choose?

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The night before the decison is made is pretty awesome.

Your house will be as noisy as possible and many people will come your house for visiting.

What i meant is, it is good if there are some relatives and friends come for visit and encourage my dad.

However, it is not.

All i saw is a bunch of people keep introducing us what super powder or super drink, which can anti cancer, or what insurance policy to sell to my mum and me myself.

The super drink or powder, it is hell pricy!!

If you were me, will you go for those super thing?

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Diary of Cancer 5

2010-01-19T22:25:00.002+08:00

The thing I most hate and fuxkingly hate this year is something come out from the Doctor.

Yes indeed.

My dad is diagnosed with Colon Cancer－直肠癌.--either stage 2 and stage 3 .

If it is spread out to other organ such as liver-->stage 4, it will be very hard to be cure and survival rate is only 5%.

The doctor also playing the video that he captured in my dad colon and the face of the ugly tumor.

It is fermenting.
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Before I know the news, i not even looking at my dad eyes. I keep avoid the eye contact.

It is because I know my tears will burst out once i see his eyes. The sorrow and the man who work so hard behind us, may have the chance to leave us soon and maybe very very soon.

You will no longer touch his rough and sandy hand or the food he brought to you even it is raining outside.

To be exact, the unconditioned love that he gave, will put a full stop by somehow, and nowhere.

For you all out there, try to search the last picture you took with your family, do you know the date?

It might be the last picture you took and no more next picture forever.

Diary of Cancer 4

2010-01-19T22:01:00.003+08:00

ＭＥＳＳＹ！

is the only thing i could say.

We dont know what to do, where to go and how to do.

Since this is so unexpected case, the best way to know the truth is go check with doctor.

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When i am working and busying answering my customer call in office, suddenly my phone rang.

My heart stop pumping around 3 seconds looking at my phone.

When i am awake, i found out i have missed my mum call and my hand is holding another phone( office phone) and my customer is talking at the end and i keep silent.

I simply answer the customer questions and shut the call, which i dont know what i said to him.

I took a breath, and call back my mum.

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From the another end of the call, my tears burst out. As you will hardly see me cry. My tears is rolling in my eyes. I know i could not bear anymore. Before my tears drop and before everyone in. my office see it, i pased my phone to my manager as i need need urgently go to hospital.

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My nose turns sour and watery eyes are the thing i have when i walked down the street.

Soul-less

Diary of Cancer 3

2010-01-19T20:34:00.002+08:00

If you do follow my second entry, 8k for the checking and 痔苍 is like hell price for us.

I left the medical center finally and headed back home, with worries and worries in our head.

We not even talk in the 1hour ride back to home.

The moment is so quiet and sombre. You can only hear the car engine sound.

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Back to home is another scenario. My mum keep asking us what doctor said like questioning criminal. Repeat and repeat again, ask and ask again and repeat ask , ask repeat ........

I understand she is extremely worry and fear. Actually human is so fragile when we fear of something, especially fear of unknown. You never know what will happen.

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A lot of advices disappear not sure from somewhere: gossips, sharing session between my mom and relativies, all aunties aunties uncle uncle and may be from the kid that playing his toy who just accientally listen our conversation about my dad 's condition.

Some suggest go to check at GH(Government Hospital) some suggest Glenagle( as if we are billionaire) and some even suggest not to check, just we think too much.

By knowing the fact that we are not talking crap and create nothing out of something, we go back to the clinic who asked us to check and he RE- recommended us to check at Tropicxna Medxical Cxnter, a new built private medical center with full equipment and facilities.

Diary of Cancer 2

2010-01-14T22:37:00.003+08:00

Early in the morning,we went to Suxang Mxdical Cxnter as it is recommended by the clinic doctor.

If you went to Government hospital before, you will know the difference between Government hos and private hos.

The air is fresher without those weird medical smell, the nurses are prettier and friendly. The clinics are systematic, with clear stated instruction to follow. The doctor room is decorated with stickers to get rid of your pressure. Even the we have the leather seat with LCD screen continously
showing funny and happy cartoon clips. All updated and with Astro.

You will feel yourself is in the playground with other children and waiting for your turn to get Lolipop from doctor.

Compare to Government one. You just have to terbalik the situation. 你会偷笑如果你不被骂。

The doctor is late for appointment too.

Sometime i wonder why we pay for them, still have to accept this kind of lateness.

It is like, we pay for someone, to test our patience. make sense?

And the doctor read the letter, without hesitate, he asked for endoscopy testing and 顺便割痔苍。

Thats all. Then very naturally ask you to proceed to ward to do pre admission leaving me and him stunning there, with mouth opening and we started to awake when our salivia is full and dripping, wetting our shorts.

You might wondering how and what is endoscopy testing . Basically , it is just you need to stop having any fibre food or solid food before the 2 days of the testing. And continously drink the Fortrans( which will cause you continously go to toilet without your anal control) in order to clean the kolon before any tests could be performed.

Sound easy, but it is terrible.

Next, we are sent to the "hotel" department, which we are suggested to have more services for your bed room. You want it for bedded? which will share with 4 persons? or 2 bedded or Solo?

When you are happy ever choosing which teddy bear to bring for your room( ward).

The nicely decorated bill is put on your hand.

RM8k!!

Yes. I repeat again.

Only endoscopy testing and 顺便割痔苍。

Diary of Cancer 1

2010-01-14T20:37:00.003+08:00

Everything start with just a request.

"Ah boy, can you fetch me to see doctor?" said my dad.
wit

I looked at him, scanning him from top to toe. Not believe what he said and i answered

"what doctor?where? why ?" but wait. but "why" here is "why me" instead of "why go to see doctor"

Showing my tired and annoying face, i replied him back.

He smile like begging me, and passed me a letter from doctor.

My mum jump out from somewhere, and said" he has been going to toilet more than 5 times a day, and stomach ache for months, and with blood somemore.

My eyes seemed like enlarge more than 10 times like a cat and started to worry.

As i prompted more information about it, and it seemed like just the issue of 痔疮。

I took the breath of relieve and i saw my manager is online at msn. So i told my manager for a day leave to accompany him to hospital.

花儿不用灌溉

2009-12-05T17:55:00.005+08:00

所谓舍得，舍得，有舍一定有得。

但是有多少人真的会舍下你有的东西，而去得令外一些东西？

你舍得东西是你想要的吗？你得的东西是你要的吗？

人生就是那样矛盾。你拥有的你不要，你要你没拥有过的。

拥有过没拥有的，没拥有的你要拥有---来来去去，又不是你要的。

那你要拥有你没用的，或是你要拥有你有的？你拥有的是不是你要的？

我觉得管他妈妈的拥有不拥有，舍得不舍得，你要的还是你不要的，那只是你人生的一个过程。

最后还是你还是搞不懂你自己拥有不拥有，舍得不舍得，要还是不要。

因为原因只有一个---------我们不是神！！

Love without reason

2009-11-24T16:37:00.001+08:00

Kuching Trip 14/7

2009-10-25T18:21:00.017+08:00

Let Pictures do the talking

Kuching I am coming!!

2009-10-13T23:22:00.004+08:00

I am not sure where the gut come from, I have made my decision to travel to kuching alone without knowing anyone there.

Yup. Alone

Again. Yup. Without knowing anyone there.

Maybe life just need the sparks like this.

When you know you gonna to somewhere quite far and leaving the old and stinky bed behind, you will start to miss it,

at the same time expecting a better bed, a new bed and expecting something unexpected.

It is so complex and complicated like the mixture of tea and coffee, you like the flavor of tea, yet like the the bitter of coffee, tea coffee, coffee tea, coffee tea coffee, tea coffee tea...

in the middle of tasting the mixture of tea and coffee, you never know what will happen is...a new product of tea and coffee.....

Anti Bitch story

2009-10-01T08:28:00.005+08:00

Our teacher always teach us, when you sincere and work hard on you, finally you will archive what you want.

Your friends always say, " be confident lah, you sure can do it one, dont so easy to give up, you so silly fellow" . It means if we really trust ourself in doing something, we finally will get what we want and just keep patient...

Our Parents will also say, "why give up?why and why?continue doing it, what happened? why cannot continue doing it? It sounds different with our teacher and friends saying as your parents will find out why you give up and base on your reason of your give up, give you another reason to continue--and let you not to give up.
But it fact,is that real in our life?

Does it means no matter how hard to woo a girl, with flowers, chocolates and even you use 24hours to bake a 4 interlayer yet interlayer tirammsu, the girl will really give you chance? to be your bf?

Doest it means, we give beg our boss to increase our salary ,everyday work like a machine in front of him, and free OT always, yet make coffee and breakfast to him every morning on his table, never give up, 24 hours, 365days,does it really works?

For case number 1, the girl will only think you are pretty boring. They will only blame other element to get rid of you, below are their golden phase:
" We do not have the feel" " I dont know our personality match" "You deserve a better one, i am so lousy for you"

But in fact, she still eat your layers tirammsu while talking to you, and accepted your flowers and chocolate. WHY?

Because it is FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE what!!!! what a nerd.

Second case: You request boss to increase your salary but continuing show how capability you are. You shown him the talent on how to make good coffee every morning and good baker( how to make a rich sandwich which full of vitamins). The end result is useless.
He will only think that you are someone who wanna SHOW OFF, and try to POISON him with your sincere breakfast, and start to think what is the MOTIVE you treat him so good, or are you a GAY?
The final result: YOU are fired, without your OT claims.
Best result: You are promoted but work at Saudi Arab Alone.

You may sound not agree on it, while, what i am doing now is i am writing this blog at Cheras Maluri Old Town Cafe, and experience the result of my SINCERITY.

I booked this girl for photoshoot since she is 16. She has been promised years by years that she will let me do a photoshoot with her. To show my sincerity, i let her manage the time anytime she wants, anywhere will do, and...whatever also can.
I planned day and night, prepare things all and all. She put airplane once, i forgive her directly like a mighty buddha, ---forgiving is a best practice for us. second times, again---i forgive her like Allah, forgiving a person is a good practice we should do always, we will get back good things in return.
After so many years. Today is the 3th time.

For this special occasion, i prepared myself as usual and depart earlier to avoid lateness, prepared a nasi lemak and coffee to her to suprise her.

Am i sincere enough? I never scold when she FFK me and I never blame, accept like it is, like a generous and so girl called--Gentleman

End Result: I need to call her to know What happened, and she only know she cannot make it. Reason: Yesterday clubbing

Question: You can cancel the appointment, why have we have to call her back to know confirm while it is her responsibility to tell you she cannot make it?

Answer: She Sms me " Sorry" I guess i have received this by many girls even a girl in my blog list too, does Sorry really means All? or explaining All??

Weird. I guess girls think guys should take all responsibility when dating. Yes i mean all.
It means even why she cannot go to meet you because yesterday is raining. Accept her excuses.

That is the meaning of ALL.

But think again. Guys are too fucking girlish nowadays. They accept what a girl said no matter how.In the opinion of guys, it can cheer the girl, if she is happy, he will do anything to cheer the girl.

In girls opinion, the guy is a Free maid, Free taxi driver.. and Mobile ATM.

Guys, do you know your pamper will really spoilt the girl??
What we are receiving now is the end result of your pampered last time?
The girls has been conditioned as she will think the next guy "SHOULD" treat her better than the previous one.

Just like when give you kid a present when he get a good result in school.

It means, u give him Walkman when he get a good result in PMR
Give him a CD player in SPM
Give him Iphone in STPM
Give him a pirated beg of LV----->he will scold u back why not give him a sport car Ferrari?

Can see the pattern here?operation conditioning we called.

But if you understand this, Do you know what should we do when we encounter this?

Kena Tag??!!!! Why got such thing?

2009-09-26T09:39:00.002+08:00

犯贱

2009-09-20T22:29:00.004+08:00

Hey

Actually do you realize that life is a like cycle?

work eat sleep work eat sleep or study eat sleep study eat sleep...repeat again then sometime movie , sometime repeat the cycle again and ...... still repeat again, and i am repeatedly saying it again. LOLX

I used to think of how to escape it, and trying to make our life FUN, instead of working like machine or dead zombie.

Ya...I did something very defiant, which i guess very LESS people will do.

I curi curi apply a job, while i am having my current job.

When I am selected for the job, and below is how i answer the interviewer.

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Me: Hello! are you Yxxxx Lxx?( as i know her name through the menu board near the lift as mentioned she is the interviewer)(I called her name instead of calling her Ms Yxxxx)

Interviewer: (shocked)--yes yes. are you Sky?

Me: Yes. I am Cheok Eng Huat( trying to confuse her) (grin..so evil)

Interviewer: (She made a confused face) where is your supporting document?

Me: I dont have supporting document, i only have original document.(say it steadily and look at her)

Interviewer :.(Suprise!) shake her hand and go away and ask me to wait( she go to print it herself i guess..haha...because i have sent her through email)

Interviewer: (lead me to a room with the assistant of general manager)

Then , it will be normal interview like..ask to introduce your self and so on...and...so boring.
All things are written in the resume, why still wanna ask me to introduce myself...lolz..

As i planned to do something deviant, here it goes..

Interviewer: "next, tell us what is your strength"

Me: " I dont have strength"( look at them and say it steadily) and pause.

Interviewer: (Their eyes open as big as apple and look at me, mouth open just nearly to drop the salivia)..."HAA???? " ( They stunned for around 3 seconds)

Me: "Yes! I dont have strength !"

Interviewer : (stunned another 3 seconds)" Haaaa? what "

Me: " Haha, it is true I do not have strength. I think this question should be evaluate by you all, not by me to say it, as it is impossible u will believe me if i said i know how to ride a tank?( So lansi me, hahaha)

Interviewer: (Laugh out loudly....) " ya ya, agree"(WTF)

Interviewer : " then tell us your weakness then"( stupid question again...haha)

Me: ( already know it is stupid question so i answer her in stupid way) " Yes!, I have a lotttttttttttttttttttttt of weaknesses, which one u want to know?"( say it steadily)

Interviewer: ( they laugh again)....continue with boring questions...so i answer then boringly

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I thought my so DEVIANT action will ban my them, but in fact, I am selected for second interview to meet their CEO.

Weird, like this also can.

Human really is 犯贱

912Mega outdoor shoot -Putrajaya

2009-09-16T09:27:00.003+08:00

Quite fun joining the shoot from myphotocity. It is kind of new experience for me as more than 80 photographers and 10 models are participating in the outdoor shoot.

The location is at the dock-like platform at Putrajaya.

It is hard to have shoot at night, what i can do is to "steal" others flash or light.

Those are the pictures I captured with nice timing.

2059 0707am Thursday

2009-09-12T10:55:00.003+08:00

2059 0707am Thursday

I am in the World Arena , and waiting for my turn to fight. The world is no longer peaceful.
Nuclear war is already outdated.This war, is now about fighting for food, water and land.
The theory of who is the richest conquer the world has already been out of everyone's mind.

Today, this world, is all about Psychic Power!

I am not sure when it happened. Thanks to the advancement of all the creator and science.
We finally discover the another 98% hidden power than human brain contented. We successfully reveal the secret of the 98% mind power and fully utilize with the power now.

In fact, God given us a special grant from we born till now, just waiting for us to discover.
Everyone has his or her own unique psychic power,

and mine is totally different than others.

Just because I am different, so i am chosen for my country to join the World Arena, to fight for the country officially, without world word. The lose one will lose his whole country to the winner.

Life is tough and hard to predict. Every thing is totally different from 50 years ago. What you playing in game is totally reflecting the situation now.

The world no longer has fashion or what univerisity. Knowledge is hard to persue has you not even have the life to persue it. Life is about fact and reality--->survive.

Wearing a broken short pants and half revealing jacket, i am waiting for my turn to fight for the represent of USA, the Rough Giant.

Well, the rough giant doesnt really giant , it is just a name of him. He is look like a fat ball with furrs around...

For everyone information, I has won all the 10 battles and this battle is the last. The final destination.

The fat ass not really my real opponent, he is slow and dumb but with stupidly crazy stone made skin. No matter how fast is my speed to attack him, it is like mosquito biting a stone--langsung no rasa.

No choice, I have to use my favourite skills of all---万箭穿心!!!!! the piercing of billions arrows!

Suddenly, the earth shake and all human scream in chaos! The land is shaken like milk shake as there is something come out from underneath.

The stupid fat ass already run to no where i can see.

I jump and jump for higher area to see what happened.

I really couldnt accept what i saw, as all i saw is the Sand tsunami everywhere and there is someone controlling a GIANT SUCKER MACHINE, which sucks all the sand and human, and blended in....

i run to hide in one of the building, but found out the ANT are also giant-ifiy and chase all the human beings, eat their flesh like no tommorow.

Even you have the Psychic power, how you gonna hit a thousand ANTS which is around you with Giant size?

............................To be continue...................................

I am getting older

2009-08-15T17:47:00.008+08:00

It has been a long time I do not update my blog.

My life has been busy working and photoshooting, and also sleeping.

No longer like those young there, one day can hit 3 hit tigers, continue to hunt elephant,and continue to hit tigers , then elephant..tiger..elephant, sometime hippotamus.

Feeling not satisfy with my depleting energy, I decided to have a test on myself.

Set the timing by watching my watch. and arrogantly stand on my chair to view down the road.

Charmingly and confidently look down the road, even though sometime i heard some cars are"horn"ing me. I dont care.

Yes.

So I joined the Skytrex at Taman botani at Shah Alam.( Which I dont know why my friend taking my picture but focusing on there)

But the stair is damn hell tall.

my leg started to cramp. But to show my man egosim, i am forced to climb it.

I cannot imagine i am tired like hell the whole journey, flying fox and climbing tree.

And, I nearly defeated, what a close hit to give up. I nearly give up.
And it end up I look like the below picture

The little girl beside me is my friend's gf. she even can finish trek faster than both of us.

WT....I think i have to admit I am old.

Time flies...appreciate what you have now.

Do you discover that you are getting older?

Mika and Lilian

2009-07-29T08:18:00.005+08:00

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I have a trial shoot with Mika and Lilian.

The original theme is about "lost in the jungle" but came out happy cheerful theme at the end.

I am not really satisfied with the shoot anyway. I did a stupid configuration which I only noticed after I upload my pictures to my lappy.

Sorry to Mika and Lilian for my poor photography skills. They all are good models for that day. Really co -operative and wiling to try out.

GG Pet Fair

2009-07-13T23:46:00.010+08:00

This is what I shoot during the day at Summit, invited by a friend of mine for her 's pet project.

This is shoot is the best and i waited for hours to wait him look at my cam!!

Haha!

Suppose to have more pictures but suddenly!

No Battery! It is totally a piss off! I can only stand aside and see those cute cute thingy pass by, with a teasing smile when they look at me...WT....

Pacnet Singing contest

2009-07-13T11:52:00.008+08:00

Pacnet Super Friday-- Pacnet IDOL!

If you wonder what is Pacnet, it is my working company.Pacific Internet -Internet Service Provider.

We are having the Pacnet Idol Search at Mid valley Red Box Grand room 1.

It was like Malaysia Idol and most of us rush there to book a nice seats.

I have captured some candidates picture when they sing and it was so hilarious!

Coolest look

Elisa-the Mantis

2009-07-09T17:54:00.004+08:00

There always has this hot topic: guys should spend for girls when dating.

What do you think?

Some guys will think it is an honour to spend a girl , when dating out a girl. It is because men are the dominant side. However, what if your pocket only left rm10 and still wiling to spend the girl while you hide behind to eat bread?

I have been asking alot of girls for the above statement.

Some girls think it is a MUST for a guy to do so as it is to test their gentleman-ship and how generous is the guy.

However, the guy who wiling to spend for girl is it the one who is gentleman and more generous?

I doubt that.

The chemistry for this kind of relationship is kinda interesting.

Some girls think guys shouldnt spend to them as they also have the ability to pay their own bill.

But hide in their heart, who doesnt like someone to pay her bill, and even to fetch her back?

In another way round,

Girls always fight for gender equality, however, when come to this issue,
how many of them will really spend a guy for the date?

Very little.

For Elisha, I am the one who she spend for the 1st time(She told me!)

Actually, due to male egoism, i also like to spend for as it really unconsiously tell the girl i have the ability to take ca.re her .

However, world changed and I also changed my policy for that.

To show how gentleman is a guy, girls use this point to directly or indirectly ask a guy to spend.
I am not saying all the girls.

I am saying most of the girls.

I still can rememeber one of the past bad experience when i really do not have enough money to pay for the girl's bill and I have to tell her go dutch.

After that, her face changed from an angel to a devil who holding the spear, unwiling pay the bill, and told her friends that I am such a cheap stake who wanna date her out, woo her but not even have the "sincerity" to pay.

Wow, Such a nice story she had mentioned.

So i decided to blacklisted the girl as i found it is really lame.

Think it from deeper view.

If i am rich, does it mean i am compulsory to spend girl?

I do not spend a girl, does it means i dont have money?

I not understand. I only will spend those who are worth to.

See, this is Elisha -the Mantis!

Haha! really look like Praying Mantis right?

Last apology

2009-07-04T00:02:00.002+08:00

How much you know about how I feel?

What you understand from my eyes?

What you know is

Emo Freak I am

Dont read my blog.

Thank you

Siao Newspaper

2009-06-28T23:38:00.012+08:00

Tell you Who i met today. The Sexy and Hot Angelyne!
I thought every things will be so romantic like Sam in Transfomer and Makeila,

But end up........I met a Siaopo! means Miss Whatever.

Below are the candid shoots by me, Siaokai directly from Siao Newspaper.
I risk my life to show it to public as Siao Newspaper always promise to tell everyone the Truth behind the truth.

Today is the 1st copy of Siao Newspaper and Maybe the last copy, as you see the picture about,
I might be killed by her when i on the way to back home.

But still, for the benefits of public...I will show you all the truth!

Below are the better pictures of her after I found out actually she can be better in posing.
But after 2 seconds, she posed back to her monkey style.
Haha

Hope you like it. :) OH ya, forgot to tell, she didn't make up that day!
(I will try my best to explain to your fans, so they wont disappointed.LOLZ)

I Rise, you Fail

2009-06-26T19:46:00.007+08:00

Transfomer 2 is hitting the city. Everyone included young kids to old grandfather also crazy of it.

I wonder Michael Jackson watch it yet or not.

It is the movie that will totally keep you mouth open, for hours.....

This movie is not long plainly 100% robotic movie anymore, it included some comedies, finely intercepted between love between a couple as well as the keep fighting action elements.

Another good show by Michael Bay.

Megan Fox , another hit for this movie.

I have fallen for her hotnesss. I guess all the guys will do too.
Especially her eyes, totally like the siren of death, capturing your heart without notice.

You will found yourself is crazy of her after the movie.
Without knowing what is the reason.

In the movie, the guy keep dont wanna say " I love you " to Megan fox,

and also , Megan refuse to say I love you as well to the guy .

Megan only say this when the guy she loved is nearly dead.

In actual life, I am also not used to say this word to the girl I love, even though my gf is really keen to listen this.

For girls and guys, do you remember when is your last time to say " I love you" to your love one?

Tzia II

2009-06-24T22:23:00.004+08:00

Sily shot by me . Hope you all will support me.

Useless me

Malaysia version-Drag You to the Well

2009-06-14T12:22:00.003+08:00

!!!!

Another Siao movie that i watched recently.I seldom watch horror and ghost movies because it is meaningless and .....

Ya la..honestly la! my gut is small, ok?

Horror and ghost movies always make me gut smaller and smaller. The suddenly jump out scene and the super crazy loud yet bombardstic sound effect really make me jump out of my seat and pour my pop corn into the person who sitting in front of me.

It is not only wasted my money for the ticket(i close my eyes all movie long and use a brochure to cover my eyes for double shield)

but always wasted my pop corn and drinks(as i pour it infront and not dare to drink because not wiling to go toilet alone)

Ya hell that movie.

I am getting older and older, last time when i was in those school days, i used to bring girls to watch this kind of horror movie, then to show how Brave and Hero I am and lend them my shoulder ...haha

But now, if i watch with you, please make sure your shoulder dont have dandruff, I am going to lend on your shoulder anytime, with 180cm and 70kg...me.

Well, The movie is about someone that is being cursed. See what the old lady has on his hand, I mozaic it...Go to watch!...I challenge you...haha

after watch the movie, i stay in my old smelly blanket cover myself inside and online till 3am.
Damn hell , I gonna drag the Director of the movie in hell!

:P

Street Sign Level 2

2009-06-12T20:25:00.001+08:00

Bang By Lorry

2009-05-27T08:57:00.007+08:00

Recently, something happened to me which i never expect.

A heavy loaded lorry, crushed into my car and made my car somersault in the air , and fell in a giant drain(longkang) . Luckily, it didnt explode. But, I injured and hurt a lot, with scars, blood and dirt all over my body.

This is the first time I feel scare about love. Insecure , jealousy and egoism all come out of the surface of my skin. Pain is a common feeling of love.

Sorry to tell, I was bang by a Lorry with fullload of Love.

来不及的云彩

2009-05-22T08:26:00.006+08:00

感性与理性的衝突，让我迷失方向.

心理的感性被一層層的理性埋沒,連努力浮在表面呼吸的力量也沒有.

我幫你,就像用把刀插著我自己.

我不幫你,就顯示著自己便宜.

我生氣

我妒嫉

看著別個男人玷汙你的美麗

我的心一次又一次被你被逼的無情伤害

我真的傷心無力.

夠了.我高攀不起.

夠了,我真的高攀不起

我真的沒有能力去喜歡你.

悄悄的我走了，正如我悄悄的来我挥一挥衣袖不带走一片云彩

Sell out not Sold out

2009-05-15T15:14:00.003+08:00

The first thing exist in my mind after i know this movie is, why sell out? suppose to be SOLD out right ? This question is turning and surrounding my head when u looking at the title.

It makes me wanna find out more about this movie.

However, i cant see any cinemas are showing it, it only shown at Mid valley, 1Utama and KLCC.

It makes me Lagi want to watch this movie.

It really a movie deserve to watch. If anyone looking for a partner to watch this movie, I not mind to watch it twice.

This movie actually has several layers and hidden meaning. I am not going to tell you if you expect me to tell me the layers and hidden meaning.

I am sure you will learn alot once u watch it, certainly --with heart.

Sell Out

Money, why you like rich people?

Thank you for watching our reality show-to view the voice from people that nearly die.

Dont "but" me, i hate people "But" me!

Untitle

2009-05-13T12:40:00.010+08:00

Yes ! dont be shock when u see this. we are the 3 Mask-keteers!

"All for one , one for all"

I am Athos

I am Porthos

Certainly, I am Aramis

We this 3 Mask-keteers will visit KL today and the first day we will visit is--KLCC cum Aquaria!

People said: If you no come to take picture with this Jagung, means you not been KL before. Here are the proof.

Aquaria--Turtle :" are you biting me ? I feel geli ler"

Live Piranna Show--Guess how much time piranna is needed to eat a 0.2kg fish?

Ali believe it or not : The plate of rice caused RM 40 plus plus

百Tzia乐

2009-05-05T09:34:00.004+08:00

Done Photoshoot with Tzia 佳佳 last sunday.

Make up Tzia

I guess only 1% of girls will claim theyself are thin. She is the one who always claime she is fat.

now you see, even she also need the clip to tighten the dress only can photoshoot.

Tzia Tzia always pura pura. She always said she Dont know how to pose , but after some warm up, she is pro like Leah Dizon.

These are the pictures that are non edited. There are 3 reasons why I dont want to edit.

1) I indulge in the natural beauty and charming spells that deliver by every girls. It is unique and should not be edited.

the second and third reasons are lame. I dont want to edit because I dont know how to edit and I dont have a lappy which as photoshop cs4. LOLZ

Tzia is keep asking me for pictures. So i have to put some here for samples first. If not she is gonna to kill me on my way to my work.

Hope you like my works--Tzia

P/S-In next post, you will see a different Tzia....

A little bit about Pig Flu

2009-04-29T13:38:00.002+08:00

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1, is getting serious and well spreading now. From Mexico and dont know how it started, and spreading fast to the world.

Originally H5N1 is known as bird flu, which is a bird flu that adapted in huamn flu.

In short--bird flu+ human flu=H5N1

Now the case is different

It is the gangbang of the viruses between bird flu + swine flu+human flu=Mutant flu

Mutant flu+mutant flu=1 generation of mutant flu

and the latest swine flu is the 5th generation of it. and It is approved that can be spread from human to human.

Well, if you are confuse why A H5N1 here? and why not B? or C?

Oh! actually is like this--it is the subtype of the flu virus.

If the virus is tagged as A or B, it means it is capable for epidemics of respiratory illness and it the illness is taken well care, it will lead to dealth.

Nevertheless, If it is tagged as C subtype, it will not cause epidemics and not so severe like subtye A and B.

Another thing u might me suprise is, why swine also will get flu?

haha. actually there is depends on the strain of the virus, and it also have horse flu and dog flu.

It seemed the flu is getting serious, so i also attached some facts for you all to refer, once you detected the symptoms, kindly go for doctor as soon as possible

1)chilly sensation

2)fever

3)muscles aches and pain-mainly in back and legs

4)respiratory symptoms such as cough, sore throat , runny or stuffy nose

5)fatigue

6)nausea , vomiting and diarrhea

One more thing to take note--Pork still safe to eat . Haha and you all still can go for Bak Kut Teh.

Any pork lover, I recommend you this site-http://www.bellygood.com.my/

Hehe

Leng Leng Lui

2009-04-25T06:47:00.005+08:00

I accidentally fall into this page when I am trying to search Naomiliu page.

Found out that one of my blogger friend--Leng Leng is in the PRETTY GIRL LIST!

Walao!

Click the picture for clearer view. There is a guy asking her to have drink and would like her to be his bf and dropped his number.

I dont know what this guy is thinking about anyway but it lets me think about my teenage when all of my peer have girlfriend and only I dont have.

Those kind of peer pressure, made me desperately want to find a girlfriend.

I still remember when that is during my secondary time when every guys are talking about sex especially with thier girlfriend, I am the one who sitting there eating hotdog bread and listening their stories while they are laughing at me not even kiss a girl before.

Feel embrassed and shy. I walked away. eyes filled with uninvited tears. hand clenching as i am gonna squash my hotdog bread.

Well, even from the pressure from peer doesnt make me have the strong intention to get a gf because I do not know what the love is.

I still remember the VICTIM of first love. I wonder I am the VICTIM or she is the VICTIM as she is the one who I love most for 2 years and 49 days.

Movie Preview for this week

2009-04-23T22:44:00.009+08:00

Movie Preview for these week

He is Just not that into you

I still remember the first time I Fall in love with a girl. It is during my primary school. Love is really like a movie for me. When she is not around, I can yell and wild around to anyone, but when knowing that she is around me, i will acting like a little timid mouse, even you try to splash my face with a bail of hot water, i will still saying " thank you" to you.

I believed that one day she will notice my love to her as i am trying to show how gentle i am infront of her and do what she asked me to do, even though i am a Monitor in the class.

I believed I am the "exception" because i am smarter than others, have good result in exam, gentleman of cause!! ........Hmm...I just dont have a good look only. I am kinda have nerdy look last time, with gold rim big glasses and super glue made hair style.

I failed.

I failed because i cant catch her rejection signal.

I believe friend and lover is one line between, just a single step you will fall into friendship, and another step will fall to the category of lover.

But i am sure once u are in friendship catergory, it is hard to be lover again.

It this movie, It is vice versa--you can see the signal from a GUY. When he said No means No.

But sometimes No means Yes.

Let say, What a guy will do if he keep insist you to be friend with you, but you like him so much and even naked yourself in front of him and swim infront him?

Or what a guy will say girls are trying to ask the guy to marry him in indirect or direct way?

Next--Queen of Langasuka

(See the picture at right handside--it is like the The lord of the Ring--the old man..called as..What dulf already...haha)

A movie with most of the people dont like to watch, because it sound LAME.

I personally also think so, but found out that the movies left me somethings which other movies cannot get.

It is about Langkasuka--I also dont know where is that--click here for more info

In the movie, the first time that make me laugh is the quality of voice. I am not sure it is the KLCC cinema problem or the movie itself. It sound like ancient video recording.

You still can hear the roughness of the trembling voice in the movie.

Then, the next time gonna make me laugh is the naming of the person, they use ungu, biru, hijau hahaha...but only limited to 7colours ..what will the 8th person will call as? hitam campur putih?hehe

Next, it will be the scene of fighting. The action is still very raw and not smooth, you can see really predict the movement when a bad guy is going to punch you. slow yet not smooth(robotic)

Anyway i found it good and intersting, cause you will never see such a pure movie anymore.

Here is the Dragon Canon built by Mr Lim Kim( great inventor)

Anyway I like the movie as it new kind of feeling for among those movies that i watched so far.
Thailand production is upgrading themselve a lot in technology as well as storyline. Even though in the movie there are some scene which copied from 周星驰 -鼻涕 haha

Shoot you by Photo

2009-04-18T14:51:00.004+08:00

I am helping my friend to recruit some new blood ,If you want to try it out, welcome to email me .

Life is learning and have fun!

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Photoshoot for Corset Website.

Requirement : Confident, not camera shy, wiling to try . No specific requirement on height

Location: Kuala Lumpur and Petaling Jaya

Term :TFCD

You will be featured as the feature model and giving credits for helping it. Besides, we will help you to build your portfolio and return all the pictures.

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Next,

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Photoshoot Model Needed

Requirement : Female-presentable, confident on your body figure and expression, not camera shy, know how to pose,height above 165cm.

Term and condition : Anyone who want to earn some extra money.

Please stated down which theme you are able to do for our future job reference

1)Casual

2)Fashion

3)Bikini

4)Lingerie

5)Semi nude

6)Full nude

Working hour: 4hours

Payment : RM300-RM1500 cash on the spot --depends on theme.

Working Date : We have 2 session, one is Early May another is Middle of May.

Location : Kuala Lumpur Area

Transportation : Can be arranged

Kindly email your profile to sc.models@gmail.com by stated down the theme as stated above.

Only to serious applicant.

Stated down your msn as well for any enquiries.

Hehe Naught Evont Hehe

Dont spam my email because of this. Haha

Dedicated Birthday Post to you-PeiFen

2009-04-16T08:29:00.008+08:00

Sushi Bonanza!

(Eat as it is FREE)

Again, Sushi promotion comes again! That is the moment we are waiting for it-RM2 for each plates. However, Be ware! it doesnt mean every plates on Kaiten Belt cost RM2! Hehe

Promotion period starts at 13 – 16 April for West Malaysia .

Even though it is only RM2 but I highy suggest everyone to take care when you choose, see the plates above, only the the plate with this kind of pattern is entitled with RM2. Other pattern will charge base on the usual price.

1 Pic{In order to show how many plates we are took from the Keiten belt}

2 Pic{that was the mess i did after "sushi war"} hehe

After Sushi , we went to Look up point for my dear friend Peifen

Happy Birthday to you PeiFen and wish you Happy always.

Hereby is the little sincerity from me , Willaim and Nai Jean

(We spent times to draw and make the card " ugly")

Hope You like it

月色的结局

2009-04-11T10:53:00.005+08:00

素胚勾勒出青花笔锋浓转淡

瓶身描绘的牡丹一如你初妆

冉冉檀香透过窗心事我了然

宣纸上走笔至此搁一半

釉色渲染仕女图韵味被私藏

而你嫣然的一笑如含苞待放

你的美一缕飘散去到我去不了的地方

天青色等烟雨而我在等你

炊烟袅袅升起隔江千万里

在瓶底书汉隶仿前朝的飘逸

就当我为遇见你伏笔

天青色等烟雨而我在等你

月色被打捞起晕开了结局

如传世的青花瓷自顾自美丽你眼带笑意

色白花青的锦鲤跃然於碗底

临摹宋体落款时却惦记著你

你隐藏在窑烧里千年的秘密

极细腻犹如绣花针落地

帘外芭蕉惹骤雨门环惹铜绿

而我路过那江南小镇惹了你

在泼墨山水画里你从墨色深处被隐去

天青色等烟雨而我在等你

炊烟袅袅升起隔江千万里

在瓶底书汉隶仿前朝的飘逸

就当我为遇见你伏笔

天青色等烟雨而我在等你

月色被打捞起晕开了结局

如传世的青花瓷自顾自美丽你眼带笑意

Ms Hot Hot, can you be my GF?

2009-04-08T08:15:00.004+08:00

What If , You met someone you like and would like to confess to her, what you will do?

For me, i will write her love letter and slip in her book silently and secretly. Without telling her of cause.

The moment to wait her to discover the letter is "Suffering"

In this moment I wish she can tear out the letter and see what is in the letter as soon as possible, in another moment, i wish she dont so fast discover the letter, and can read it silencely especially in the night before she goes to sleep.

The dilemma makes my heart upside down, waiting, pumping, jumping and waiting again.

Waiting for good news of cause.

Confession in the public never in my mind at all. I personally think that love should be kept in the secret box and only the one who has the key can open in. Totally and Fully authorized person can be entered,bypasser will be executed.

But...unfortunely, Most of the girls like the second way--Confession in the public.

It is better if you can confess by going to her office, with a super big 1000 Pink Mary roses, with Tuxedo brough from Versace,and kneel down during her meeting and said : "Ms Hot Hot, can you be my GF?"

This time, a helicopter that you hired goes across the 51th floor of her building, where you kneel down waiting for her approval. Behind the helicopter, there is a banner written---" Ms Hot Hot, can you be my GF ?"

I used to be very shy to show my love as I always think it is mutual highway between each other heart. Not a public highway like LDP for everyone who passby.

I do understand girls like the moment of romantic even though it is just one second. neither do I.

Sometime , I even can yell through the microphone at Jusco to tell you that I love you, and hire 100 kids to surround you and give the roses with each petal of the roses also have our name on it.

While you receiving the roses, suddenly the light went off and ....

It is not the matter of how romantic you are. Is the matter of You want it or not.

@Wilingly. Lovely and Happily@

This week MR-Movie Review

2009-04-07T12:42:00.005+08:00

This week, I have 3 day offs and watched the movie one shot for all.

The 1st one--Shinjuku

Well, all i can say is I dont like the movie. Many parts of the movies are cut down due to Horrible or Sex scenes (I guess) and left the movie alot of question marks.

No comment, if you like movie which can entertain you and make your heart pulse harder.

You can try this. I personally think that it is just simply a movie--made by movie for movie.

Nothing to impress about.

Next : Fast and Furious 4

Another sucks movie i can say. I wonder how the director potrait "Fast"

This time, he really potrait "Fast" in a very directive way,strictly from one angle.

For example, If a person told you the chicken rice is nice. very nice.

The way he keep telling you is nice and totally from one angle--directive.

Because you know the chicken nice is very nice, but the question is, how nice?

what is the meaning of nice? nice in which part?

If you understand what i mean, you will know how Fast4 this movie is portrating about.

Fast--doesnt mean speed. Movie is only stimulate your visual sense and audio sense.

Instead of watching a speeding car with engine sound, it is so boring. Because we always can hear it when we are driving.

I am suggesting he learnt from Fast3, use lady ,fantasy and imagination to bring out the senses of the audience.

Just like when you think of lemon, you will feel the sour taste in your mouth and start salivate.

If not, he can use "Rocket" instead if "Car"--obviously, Rocket is faster right?

If it is just about "Fast"

Next : Confession of a Shopholic

A question : Will you choose the left hand blue colour dress to go out or choose the pink colour dress at right ?

Blue-- expensive yet stylish, everyone praise that you look pretty wearing that.

Pink- Cheap and the colours not match-but given by your friend, only suitable to wear at certain occasion.

If you choose Blue--Watch the movie right now!

If you choose Pink--I will give you a hug.

Why?

Watch the movie!

Remarkable sentences from the movie, and need you all to find out during the movie

"Price and Value is not the same"

"Dont let it to define you"

ENJOY!

I Know I am Lousy in Shooting

2009-04-05T16:41:00.003+08:00

I know it.

I am Lousy.

I dont know how to use Adobe Photoshop.

I dont have those Lighting Equipments.

I dont have superb Lens.

I even dont have a computer to process pictures.

Ya . I am the mud without cant climb the wall (Chinese proverb)

Thank you

But I still like to shoot you

Directed Beauty

2009-03-31T08:25:00.004+08:00

I believe kids have the truest and most genuine expression and any other adults.

However, if you ask them to "ACT" one certain expression, different expression come out. Very interesting

Origina expresion- Cutie Look--But come out one cute and dont know what is cute.

Original expression- Hiphop--But come out Both also not sure what is Hip Hop, posing is correct but expression.....

Original expression--Arrogant Hip Hop- this one is the best one i guess. Haha

What do you think?

Beauty is lied on expression, and expression can be directed.

Shut Down

2009-03-26T08:34:00.005+08:00

Shhhh...Just close the lights at 28th march from 8.30pm to 9.30pm.

Silently..Let the earth sleep for one hour. Dont so selfish ok?

Thank You.

I love you Mother Earth! Happy Earth Hour Day

This week highly recommended movie--Taken

2009-03-24T08:07:00.003+08:00

This week highly recommended movie--Taken

From the first impression I see the poster that hang at the cinema hall, I am feeling that this movie gonna be like "Matrix" and some sort of "Scientific and what guns shooting with gangsters" kind of movie.

I am sick of those movies anyway , because after those Computer edited action movies, I cant learn anything but just make my senses tense up--end up all my muscles will get tension and cramp after movie. Sometime i use my beg to cover the scene as I really cant cope with the SUDDEN UNEXPECTED SCENE that jump out and scare you right off your nerve.

This movie also the First movie that I watched alone. Yes Alone.
I never watch alone movie alone before as I dont think watch movie alone will make the movie happening. Besides, the most i scare is Loneliness. But watching alone in cinema let me found out something that I seldom observe before.

You can try to observe this, most of the person will sit at right hand side of the cinema instead of left hand side even if the entrance is at the middle . I wonder why. Haha

OK back to the movie.

It is about a human traffickingsex-traffickers.

Girls, you all should watch this movie.

It is about The Albanian Pimp--how they kidnap young girls and turn them to money machine.

Why i like this movie? It is because the movie is potraited in 3 layers--Drug , sex-traffickers-dark side of government.

Imagine you are a father of a daughter, and your daughter has been kidnapped. She called you when someone trying to catch her and cry and ask you to help.What will you do?

This is a scene where his father go to look for prostitute to track and find more infomation about her daughter

Her daughter is at the hand of the Old Ugly rich guy who always buy "Virgin" young girl.

If you think deeply you will know The guy about is refer to someone in real life.

If you know the answer, welcome to write down the answer in my comment ya!

I Cant Even Help Myself

2009-03-21T20:42:00.005+08:00

Pictures Do the Speaking

How many tracks needed to drag the trucks that fallen into the sea?

Haha.

Chain reaction--It let me think alot of things. What you did may effect others and what others react will effect another one as well.

The Wings cafe and smile

2009-03-18T16:30:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, I started to fall in love with one place--The Wings cafe.

Well, I am not hired by them to promote the place or advertising. It is because i seriously think it is a nice place to hang out, especially when you the one who always busy with your work, assignment and strive to get more money for your life.

There will be local ametuer singers to sing there, under a very peacefully , relaxing yet comfortable atmosphere. What I like most is, you can dedicate songs to your friends, family or love one. While enjoying the songs there, you can have fun with your beloved one. I am sure you will like to freeze the moment.

There are some pictures that i captured there. As I would like to shoot more, but it seemed I already indulge in the singing mood and melt with the blended chocolate that i order. The cheers and smile i get, is very close to my heart and it is genuine.

I admire young talented people. I hope I can be them but I am too old to be like them. I am used to be a music player--Organ player before, but quit because I have to face the stress of SPM.

Now when I refreshed back, ashame and regret all flow in my heart as I shouldnt let go what I chase for so long, and hard.

I observed something that cheered me that day. It is the smile from the person around us. Which one do you think has the BEST SMILE?

No 1- Fakefully smile

No 2 -bittery smile

No 3 -Teeth clenching smile

No 4 -"Want to smile but not dare to" smile

No 5-Cutely smile

No 6-"Try not to " smile

No 7-handsomely smile

No 8- Cheerfully smile

-------------------------------------------------

Which smile capture your attention?

I guess that is no important anymore.

Because the Best Smile is the Smile that you are wearing now while you reading this. :P

Meaningful Day and Movie

2009-03-15T13:58:00.000+08:00

Recently , I watch a meaningfull movie with April Lim.--Blog name under modification by me is Pretty April(On the Right Hand Side of My Blog).

It is recommended by some friends of mine. But most of them said it is a boring and tiring movie. As you all know, the deviant me never trust what people said, so i decided to watch it with April--the deviant one as well. Haha.

April always fight with me. Nearly every topics . Ya. 99%. We hardly have same ideas or idealogy. This make things interesting. Even though we always fight where we stand through phone, but I never angry over one night, and will talk back to her the another like those normal friend. I wonder what she thinks in her mind as well sometime. Can you imagine we always fight for even a little thing? such as it is a miracle if someone is struck my lighting for 7 times?

Well, I like arguing. Some people take it seriously and personally. Some take it as lame jokes. Some take it as childish act. Some feel it as rude . For me, Arguing is a way to know what people is thinking. However, found fighting involved Emotions. Sometimes emotions blinded their eyes. It is hard to argue with your emotions off. But once you tried it, you will find it very interesting. And you will know yourself more when the emotions strike.

Ya. In my impression, April is very very deviant. When you ask her to walk left hand side, she will challenge you to walk right handside. When you jokingly tease her once, she will tease you 10times back. haha. However, I found it very suprise when i saw a message from her, which sound very feminine and soft. It is worth to record it down.

Thats why I said. Someone who has different ideas with you maybe a good thing. Because it let you know more about yourself and others too. It makes us "Different" than others.

So do This guy.

What you will do if you have a 80 years old body with only 8 years old mindset?

What you will do if you have a 80 years old body with only 8 years old mindset?but fall in love with a girl who is same age with you?

Will you use your 60 years old body to visit brothel when you just having a 17 years old mindset?

Or fall in love with a girl who is actually 40 years old and your real age is only 20years old?

Interesting.

The movie teaching us a lot of meaning life topics

Do you always use thise phrase when you met someone who is different than you instead of your lover?

Miracle? or Unlucky? if you have a body of 80 years old but you actual age is only 8.

Dont let anyone tell you different! You got to do what you are meant to do!

He is a truck boat captain which his job is what his father wish him to be, but actually he is artist wannabe.

A tattoo artist. But he never give up is dream.

However, it is quite a long winded movie, dont watch if you dont have the patient for it.

White Valentine Vs Pacnet Global Center

2009-03-14T16:50:00.002+08:00

Recently really busy like hell. I have been shifted to work in morning and noon shift. Compare to night shift that i worked for 2 weeks, night shift is not so busy. I wonder what happened recently. Calls keep come in claimming the internet connection is down. You not yet close the phone and then another phone intercept. Tiring..and...tedious...

Ya . This is my job. As a Technical Support in Pacnet Global Customer Service Center. I am incharge for the entire Hong Kong island and Mainland either consumer or corporate

What are cases that I need to handle?

1)Connection--Line down? latency?

2)Email Problem?

3)Webhosting problem?

4)Domain problem?

5)Abuse cases--Network attack. spamming ...etc

6)More coming...

However, just to tell you, I am not from IT or Networking Background. I am Noob in computer. I just know how to On and Off computer, other than that, i just simply press. Dont talk about reformal computer. I really dont know.

But i have made my decison last year to join Technical Field. 1st . because of money and 2th .is to know more about what a computer can do, instead of On and Off..or..play game.

Just to share out what i learnt. I found some some of the HongKong people, usually Girls , not even know what is Modem or Router. Thats why i have to teach them to reboot the modem and router by using reboot the box, small box and big box.

If you fail to connect to internet, what you will do?

1)Reboot your modem and router first

2) Try ping test( Just incase you dont know what is ping test--Go to your Start at your left hand side of your computer-->Run--->write "CMD"-->a black box come out and write--> ping http://www.yahoo.com/( the website that you cannot surf)--see the result. If have feedback. It means you can online.

Just like the below picture.

If you cant get this, it means you cant surf the website and the website has no response, so you cannot surf the website.

Exercise--try to ping http://www.microsoft.com/

Cant ping right? Request time out and you try to surt the website, can surf right?

Why just now I said if cant ping means the website got problem, and now i cant ping but website no problem?

Firewall

Ya. indeed you will feel want to sleep and you browse my blog. Today is White Valentine and that is the life of single ugly guy. Haha..Any guys receive any chocolate?

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"--FINAL RESULT IS OUT!!

2009-03-09T00:22:00.000+08:00

Negaraku, Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku..

(Please stand up and respect the participants--sing the National Anthem as well)

Silence for 1 minute

Raja Kita, selamat bertaktha....

Tuan Tuan dan Puan Puan, The winner list is in my hand, The Jogoya Dining Passport winner goes to...............

(Anyone today got pray to god before work?)

(Got burn some joss paper and pray you to get the prize?)

Mr Micheal Lee--NON Blogger!

Personally, I feel that his comment is very original and creative yet stick to the story. It goes well match with the story line and still thinking of Ribena. Besides, other comments also very good. Thank you for spending an effort to join as i know you all use a lot of brain juice to squeeze out the answer.

To those who fail , no worry, i will send you all some chocolates when i meet you all.

happy is most important

Thank You for your support Mr Micheal, I will meet you one day to pass you the Voucher.

Congratulations!!

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"---Post 2

2009-03-07T22:44:00.000+08:00

Thank You for my friends feedback in this contest, although it is not those big big contest , and my motive is just wanna give out the voucher as i have some and a platform for all my friends to connect with each other.

Here are some comments to be discussed:--Really Funny!

Firstly is Ms YY(Little polaris) and Yvonne Sim(non blogger)

Both of them are abit .....out of the box. Haha. Even in the isolated island, they still not wish for food, water and safety place, but still ask Ultraman to fullfill their another "Desire" in their heart.

hahah..not bad not bad. I wonder how Yvonne make out with Utraman too. She said she will let me know if it happened one day--In dream. So kinky!!Haha

Haha, This one , from Mr Fungi, he is one of the crazy super naughty yet humorous guy.

His answer still follow the untradisional way, asking Ultraman to take off his mask.

However, Bro..wake up la ! there is no mask on ultraman face la. Ultraman is covered up with one layer of steel la!..how to unmask it? haha..

Another smart and humorous guy , Mr Khoo, non blogger as well. He can link the Ultraman to the Ultraman we watched when we are young. Not bad. Still have energy to scold Ultraman somemore. Haha

This one , From Veryman-EJ, not bad, while wishing, still thinking to her actual condition. Ask Ultraman to be her servant. Not bad. Ultraman can almost do everything. But, u forgot what Mr Khoo said? Ultraman has limited time...after the 3minutes....byebye....hahah

Ya ha! this one, from Antifruits--Elisha Liu, she finally think of food. But weird also. She needs Ultraman to change him to Ironman, then fly to all the food that she watched on Asian Food Channel. But how Ironman eat with his Iron mouth sealed? somemore when Ironman eats, he also have to change back to human form, then why not just ask Ultraman to fetch her go to eat? easier..no need to change here and change there. Lolz

Ha! see see...greedy April. Haha..But not GREEDY ENOUGH! 10wishes only! why not 100? 1000? infinity???? Haha..but the later idea is not good..heng! kill me?..Let me terminate your entry first...gegegegeg..wkakakak!

Thank for Ms JunJun Riko, even she is not playful like others, she is the most realistic one. Still remember what to do. Hmm...cool..

Haha. Here it goes---Ms Mikey from Singapore. Haha..really clever decison, change the isolated island to Singapore. Lolz.

The last entry will be this man, Micheal Lee. Haha..I get stunned while i read his comment. He still remember the Ribena! LOLZ, but kinda ..stu.....However ,he should ask Ultraman make a lot of Ribena and Food infront of him , because one Ribena still cannot quench the thirst. Haha

I need more creative answers, If you think those people are lousy and not good enough, come on and send us yours. You dare to give comment, I dare to give out the voucher!

Last entry will be at monday 00.00 mid night. See you!

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"

2009-03-05T03:57:00.001+08:00

There is a night, when i wake up, i saw myself sleeping on the sand. I brushed my eyes, as if i am in the dream, but it is not. Yes i can see next the the where i sleep is the wavy sea, i am sleeping on a beach !

The night is so sombre and dark. What i can only see is the moon lights and the stars that hanging on the sky. I feel cold and wet. The feeling is unbearable. loneliness and unbelievable i can say. I search for my pocket to see if there is any handphone. To my disappointment, it only have a few coins around.

Damn! what the ...where am i now?I am thinking, and my hand is shaking. I took a deep breath. The air is so salty but fresh. The wind is like keep massaging your face. Comfortable but creepy.

I run! and i keep seacrhing is there any houses or villages around. In my heart, i am so scare. I wish to scream and tell my Mom.However, it is obvious no one around. While you run, myheart jumps faster and faster,and i know my tears is gonna drop. Forcing myself and tell myself it is not true.

I miss my family , my mon and daddy. Dont let me alone here, i will promise that i will not fight back even when you all scold me, please dont let me alone......i yelled.

I wonder how many Kilometres i run.It is more like a marathan competiton. I keep seacrhing . My stomach is calling me for some food. My lips are calling for some moisture as well. I need food and water.

The sun is finally wake up from the East moutain, I now can see more things. I look into the jungle that in the island. Still not dare to enter, even you give me a machine gun or bazooka.

Maybe an armor tank, i will consider travel in the jungle.

No choice. Yes i am in the isolated island now. I cried. Like a baby doll sitting on the beach. angrily throwing the sand all over like baby. Denial behaviours.

Tears would not drops forever, I decided to search for fruits or if lucky, water.

I pick up some branches as my weapon, carefully walking in the jungle. Maybe it is because i am too careful. I accidentally kick a stupid hard thing and made me a somersault fall down.

F #$@!

I went back to seek for what the Hell is that..when i found out what it is, it is a shinny golden colour plastic bottle. It looks like have Ribenna inside. The design of the bottle look weird and it is like ancient Alladin oil lamp.

Stupid! I scolded myself and open the bottle to see, is there have Ribenna inside or not. Hey Man, I am so thirsty!

Suddenly from the bottle, it comes a light. It is like a laser which could burn your eyes if you see it directly.

WTF...It is Ultraman !

I am 100% sure i am dreaming. But what happened below totally changed my life.

Ultraman look at me, and shake my hand.

"Thanks for letting me out , young man, now i will grand you one wish, it can be anything. If you want pizza, i will give u all the pizza that u can eat till you die."

If you were trapped in an island like me, what you will wish from the ultraman?

Only one wish.

To those who really reply it, the most creative answer i will give out a "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport for March"

P/s-What is Jogoya?--->http://www.xanga.com/siaokia_yell/weblog/?uni-22-direction=n&uni-22-nextdate=1%2f14%2f2009+15%3a47%3a29.187#module--22

Hope you all enjoy :)

老猫燒鬚

2009-03-03T23:36:00.000+08:00

我看错人了，自以为阅人无数的我竟然老猫燒鬚。人竟然可以那样散变啊，要变就变，无需理由，无需条件。原则可以有转折，转折可以变没原则。

希望变期望，期望可以变失望。
以前是以前，现在是现在。人是会变的，只是快与慢的问题而已。
但是，快变与慢变又有什么问题？
如果变好，是好事，变坏，是坏事，那不变呢？不好不坏事？
那，变好就可以了啊。

问题又来了，那你变好了，你又知道自己变好？你变坏了，又知道自己变坏?知道自己变坏又让自己变坏？那不如不变好，那样麻烦！
起码，不变，不用烦如何改变。也不用怕自己变坏。
那样，你又知道不知道，你现在是好，还是坏？
那你需不需要变？
我觉得我还是看对人好，起码，看对人会必看错人简单。

Ya. I changed myself too. From the previously Xanga lover to Blogspot! i totally
cant believe it as i really really like Xanga, xanga brough me a lot of sweet
<>memories, new friends and alot more to count.

Besides, i also changed my name to SIAOKIA to SIAOKAI. Abit different. It is due to many of my friends not dare to call me directly.

For example:

A: " Hey Siaokia, How are you?Long time no see you"

(
A have to talk in low volume and he/she feels embrassed to call so)

Me :" What!? you call who Siaokia? Who is siaokia here? "

................................................................

For those who dont know what Siaokia means, it means crazy guy, normally refer to those who are mad and insane.

There was an incident which explained why i use Siaokia for my blogname.

One day,my brother is invited for a stage show. Everyone has to perform a dance or talent.

During the ice breaking session,

The EMCEE ask : " hey little boy, whats your name?"

My brother said it loudly :"Siaokia!"

All the audience laugh and cheer suddenly.

All of us , i mean my mum , brother and sister are laughing as well as they though how creative

and daring he is when mentioning his name.

But , you know what the EMCEE said?

"Oh@! hello Siaokia, nice name, Your name is Siaokia, it means your mother's name is called as

SIAOPO lor? "

All the people laugh while holding their stomach like no tommorow.

LOLZ

黑洲非人

Weird Gorilla dream

Friendship Photoshoot

Finally post up ! @@

A date with doggiess

Miss You My Ex GF

神化的人生

Photoshoot with Evont 2

Photoshoot with Korean Babe-Vting

没有选择的天使

Just Enjoy life with Pastries

断背山去走走看日出

A day Trip with ET

Diary of cancer 9

Diary of cancer 8

Diary of Cancer 7

Diary of Cancer 6

Diary of Cancer 5

Diary of Cancer 4

Diary of Cancer 3

Diary of Cancer 2

Diary of Cancer 1

花儿不用灌溉

Love without reason

Kuching Trip 14/7

Kuching I am coming!!

Anti Bitch story

Kena Tag??!!!! Why got such thing?

kena tag...( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！

犯贱

912Mega outdoor shoot -Putrajaya

2059 0707am Thursday

I am getting older

Mika and Lilian

GG Pet Fair

Pacnet Singing contest

Elisa-the Mantis

Last apology

Siao Newspaper

I Rise, you Fail

Tzia II

Malaysia version-Drag You to the Well

Street Sign Level 2

Bang By Lorry

来不及的云彩

Sell out not Sold out

Untitle

百Tzia乐

A little bit about Pig Flu

Leng Leng Lui

Movie Preview for this week

Shoot you by Photo

Dedicated Birthday Post to you-PeiFen

月色的结局

Ms Hot Hot, can you be my GF?

This week MR-Movie Review

I Know I am Lousy in Shooting

Directed Beauty

Shut Down

This week highly recommended movie--Taken

I Cant Even Help Myself

The Wings cafe and smile

Meaningful Day and Movie

White Valentine Vs Pacnet Global Center

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"--FINAL RESULT IS OUT!!

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"---Post 2

Free "3 person free 1 person Jogoya Dining Passport"

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